In case you didn’t know it, I am going to the Relevant 10 Conference in October. One of the sponsors of the conference is DownEast Basics. They are holding a fashion show at the conference and in order to choose their models they are having a contest – 5 Bloggers to be Models – 5 FREE Outfits!
Why? Because I just gave birth to one of these:
He only speaks through gibberish and drool but I clearly heard him say, “My mommy should win!” He should say that. These new baby friendly curves I have are compliments of him. Ain’t he cute though?
My other dilemma is that the only clothes I currently have make me look like this all over again:
That may very well be because they are maternity clothes (the pic is from when I was pregnant) but hey, until I lose the baby weight I am trying to avoid spending money. Besides, I have lots of perfectly good clothes in my closet. They, um, just don’t fit yet.
I have thought about going shopping to buy something for the conference but I am not a very good shopper. The whole process wears me out. I prefer to buy my clothes online. Here is a prime example of why:
Now, I’m pretty sure I can rock a runway. After all I was in a few pageants back in the day and my nanny taught me to twirl and pose. Don’t judge me. I’m from the south. It is what our parents do to us.
Now should I be chosen for this delightfully glamorous contest, I would wear the following:
The bottom line is this: If I am not chosen then it is very likely that I will have to go through this again: My Dilemma. Then it would be your fault.
I’m just sayin…
If you think they should choose me then please leave a comment. You know I will post embarrassing pictures of myself because I obviously enjoy torture as long as it entertains you.